Oh my gosh, guys, do I have a story to tell. I have officially survived my first marathon slumber party. It. Was. Lit.

Olivia’s mom and dad were heading out of town for a few days, so they asked Mom and Dad if the three of us could keep Olivia and her siblings, Chase and Jasmine, company; to add to the excitement, Olivia’s cousins, Finn and Rumor, were also going to be staying with us. You better believe I wasn’t going to let my boring parents make me miss this.

Much to their dismay, that meant they had to deal with six evil geniuses for an entire weekend. Some of the pranks were just fantastic. Truly masterpieces. Let me give you the highlights:

Night 1: Now look, Olivia has a fenced in yard and I’m not used to that, so I will admit: I went kind of nuts. I’m cooped up in apartment living on the daily and am always restricted by the length of the leash. So a fenced in yard was just so…freeing. I might have done like a gazillion laps and come back inside the house a few minutes later without a collar. Oops. Dad was upset, all “How could you be so irresponsible?” and “Gosh dangit, Kylie, keep your clothes on!” He stresses too much. So he went in the cold looking all over the yard, but he couldn’t find my collar-- too dark, sucker! Mom found it the next morning smack dab in the middle of the yard just where I left it. Dad’s such a moron.

2. When we went to bed that night, Mom jumped right in. Dad always dawdles. Who knows what takes that guy so long to get into bed. Not my problem though. In fact, it gave us the perfect opportunity to ruffle his feathers. There was no way we were going to let him be well-rested the next morning. Then he’d have more energy to foil our plans! Chase, Jasmine, and I all hopped up on the bed and wouldn’t get up. Dad was so annoyed, he spent about ten minutes trying to get us out of the way. Eventually, Jasmine got down to make room for him (he was about to throw a temper tantrum), but Chase and I made sure to kick him in our sleep all night long.

3. I had no idea Jasmine was so brilliant. She immediately manipulated Dad, pulling the sweet and innocent card and giving Dad a big hug and kiss on the chin. It worked like a charm and she had Dad wrapped around her finger. He’s so gullible it embarrasses me. Anyway, she was always sneaking off and leaving Dad a nice, wet, urine smelling surprise on the carpet. This happened at least once a day. I could honestly not stop laughing. But when we met up for our pow-wows out in the yard we concocted the ultimate pee prank. Which leads me to…

4. Dad had to get up super early on Sunday to feed us and get to work on time. He set an alarm to get enough sleep, but we weren’t going to let that happen. Thirty minutes before Dad was supposed to wake up, Jasmine and I started to move around. This caused Dad to stir about, which made everyone get up (if he’s awake, he better be feeding us breakfast!). He turned over to try to ignore us so we’d go to sleep, but during all the commotion, Jasmine walked out of the room. Moments later, the sound of falling water made Dad leap out of bed. The five of us jumped in his way to block him from interfering so Jasmine could finish the job. Dad eventually made his way through us and turned on the hall light only to find Jasmine squatting over the hallway rug. Mwahaha.

5. But don’t worry, Dad wasn’t the only victim. We couldn’t let Mom go free. Rumor decided to step up for this one. Here’s the thing about Rumor: he’s super weird about eating. I don’t know what his problem is, but he doesn’t get excited at all when it’s dinner time. So strange. Anyway, Mom was trying her best to convince Rumor to eat before Olivia scarfed up his food (girl’s got a big appetite, what can she say?). Somewhere along the way she noticed there was blood all over the tile. With 24 paws as possible culprits, she was a little stressed. Rumor was the last of us she checked, before she figured out who was to blame for the bloody floor. Mom figured Rumor would just hang out while she wiped up the blood and then she could work on stopping the bleeding (Rumor had them fooled thinking he was chill up to this point). The moment Mom started wiping the floor, Rumor zoomed off, leaving a trail of blood as he went. Mom ran after him, intent on keeping him off the carpet, but luckily the five of us were able to circle around him, making it harder for Mom to pick him out and get to him. After Mom corralled him, she noticed he had indeed gotten on the carpet and left a nice, red path behind him (attaboy!). Mom was exasperated. The gang’s parents were all coming home soon and the place looked like crime scene! Mom put Rumor in the bathroom to contain him, but as soon as she turned her back, he was out of the bathroom and right next to her. She thought she hadn’t shut the door tightly, so she put him back and made sure to close it completely. And again, he was right next to her within seconds. Dude knows how to open doors! So impressive! When the parents got home, Mom had managed to clean up the blood, but holy cow, was she exhausted. Priceless.

It was an AWESOME weekend. Definitely one for the books. So if you’re ever in need of some ways to drive your pet-sitters mad, hit us up. We can definitely hook you up.

Until next time!

xoxo,

Kylie

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